telis.pro

restricted

security personnel: 1

this website is password protected. for your safety and his.

strength: unknown.

hint: the password is telis.

protected by one (1) password. security level: adequate.

attempts are read aloud.

telis.prochangelog

changelog.

every version, documented.

known issues

he pauses briefly before the third move. he is aware. the third recorded address is scheduled for re-recording. he knows.

v2.6.1

june 12, 2026

  • refurbished the password screen. the password did not change.
  • the strength meter measures proximity to him.
  • caps lock is now detected. he was never shouting.
  • wrong attempts are now answered. audibly.

v2.6.0

june 12, 2026

  • added a password. the password is telis. this is disclosed in the hint.
  • opened the exhibit. the collection is permanent. do not touch the art.
  • records are now kept. they were always kept. now you can see yours.
  • added a button that says do not press. do not press it.
  • there is a page for leaving. it has one button. the button returns you.
  • noise 17 now requires age verification. retroactively.

v2.5.1

june 12, 2026

  • the welcome address now contains his voice. previously it contained his intent.
  • added investor relations. the round remains closed.
  • the arrows moved beside him. navigation is now physical.
  • every page now links every page. nothing is orphaned.

v2.5.0

june 12, 2026

  • he speaks. three recorded addresses are now available on the homepage.
  • one of the recordings is silent. he was welcoming.
  • there is more website below the fold. it remains one page.
  • replaced the right click menu. ours says less.
  • the dots are gone. arrows were always the correct shape.
  • a store. four garments, pending approval.

v2.4.0

june 12, 2026

  • added a status page. telis was always operational. now there is proof.
  • added an api. he is now programmable. the api returns true.
  • added a press kit. journalists exist.
  • added terms of service. they are short. he is reasonable.
  • deprecated noise 17. it will continue to work until he forgets it.
  • telis is learning to speak. expected in v2.5.0.

v2.3.0

june 12, 2026

  • he can now be muted. he cannot be stopped.
  • added 33 noises. each one is real.
  • press telis to hear telis.
  • an indicator now confirms a performance is live, for users who cannot see.

v2.2.0

june 11, 2026

  • added two more telis. there are now three telis. all of them are telis.
  • added a cookie banner. both buttons accept. this reflects reality.

v2.1.0

june 11, 2026

  • telis now dances with sound. the sound is telis.
  • reduced hip rotation latency by 14 milliseconds.
  • improved dance reliability by 3%. we cannot say which 3%.

v2.0.0

june 10, 2026

  • telis.

v1.2.1

june 10, 2026

  • fixed a bug where he was not performing. he is now performing.

v1.2.0

june 9, 2026

  • added pricing. telis costs zero euros. this was a business decision.

v1.1.1

june 9, 2026

  • no changes. he felt the product was in a good place.

v1.1.0

june 9, 2026

  • telis now returns to his original position after every dance. this is professionalism.

v1.0.1

june 8, 2026

  • fixed nothing. telis was already correct.

v1.0.0

june 8, 2026

  • this is telis.

versions prior to v1.0.0 are not documented. telis existed but informally.